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I don’t know the last time I laughed this hard.

So… this is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in a long time. An amazingly done parody of an 80s kung fu action movie which involves raptors, hackers, lots of explosions, and Nazis. Kung Fury. Harder than I’ve laughed in a long time. Warning: lots of bad language and gruesome but cartoony violence.

Do yourself a favor and watch at least the first three minutes.

By the way, progress on The Rift book 2 is coming nicely. Rough draft complete. I’d say I’m about 40% to publication.

Anyway, Kung Fury…

 

 

By | 2015-06-07T14:35:41+00:00 June 7th, 2015|Uncategorized|Comments Off on I don’t know the last time I laughed this hard.

The Rift is out!

rift_cover_smallThe Rift is out! And through Wednesday the 27th, you can get an ebook copy for FREE on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00V3Y6KTC

So far, it’s been really fun running this promo. I’ve managed to get up to #6 in the “Free Two-Hour Science Fiction & Fantasy Short Reads” category. Note to self: Amazon has a bajillion categories.

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By | 2015-05-25T12:06:47+00:00 May 25th, 2015|Uncategorized|Comments Off on The Rift is out!

10 Advanced Writing Lessons From The Hunger Games

The book with enough teen drama to kill a horse.What made The Hunger Games such a huge success?

I mean, in the US alone, book one sold 28 million copies. The trilogy got four movies. It’s one of the defining pieces of YA literature.

But what makes the writing so good, so strong?

A few months ago, I sat down to dissect the book like a biology specimen and learn to write better. Here are ten awesome lessons I learned in the process.

And yes, there will be spoilers.

Continuous narrative Makes for unbeatable pacing

The whole book is almost one continuous narrative. Often five or ten chapters will lead into one another without a break in time. Even sleep doesn’t create a scene break. Katniss generally has nightmares or something and wakes up in the same chapter.

This sticks you smack dab in the middle of Katniss’ head. And you don’t get a break. And so you can’t put the book down. The chapters aren’t long, but really, the book is composed of these super scenes, sometimes 100 pages, with chapter breaks thrown in just for convention.

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By | 2015-03-26T11:57:42+00:00 March 26th, 2015|Uncategorized|2 Comments

The inside scoop on Amazon’s Write On: Like Wattpad, but better.

writeon_homepageAmazon just released Write On. But what is it, anyways?

Well, I’ve been in the alpha since the beginning. Read on (haha, sorry) for some screen shots, great points, and problems with the platform.

Basically, Write On is an Amazon-branded Wattpad: a social network for writers to post stories and readers to read them, all for free. Even the logos are… suspiciously similar. Though, I suppose that if your company uses the Amazon orange, you may eventually find an Amazon product with your favicon.

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By | 2015-03-26T11:33:32+00:00 October 2nd, 2014|Writing|Comments Off on The inside scoop on Amazon’s Write On: Like Wattpad, but better.